THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
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THE MOST FUNCTIO NAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, its shit ... that's right, shit !
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. No shit.
You can smoke shit , buy shit , sell shit , lose shit , find shit , forget shit , and tell others to eat shit .
Some people know their shit , while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits , dumb shits , and crazy shits . There is bull shit , horse shit , and chicken shit .
You can throw shit , sling shit , catch shit , shoot the shit , or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit .
Some days are colder than shit , some days are hotter than shit , and some days are just plain shitty . Some music sounds like shit , things can look like shit , and there are times when you feel like shit . You can get all shit-faced on those days.
You can have too much shit , not enough shit , the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit .
You can carry shit , have a mountain of shit , or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit , you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit ; or not do so if you don't give a shit !
Aw, shit , it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit . But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit -head............
Well, Shit Happens!!!
