The Importance of Walking: Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you - at 85 years old - to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The advantage of exercising every day is so, when you die, they'll say, "Well, he looks good doesn't he?"
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate. I admit that I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years... just getting over the hill. Experience has taught me that if you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Joe "Fudge" Buck...(Bob)
THINGS TO DO TODAY:
1) Get Up
2) Survive
3) Go Back To Bed...
