E-MOONING!!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned! Send
this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
This i s NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out , you won't have bad luck.. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
(__F*ck-U__!) ---This is my creation...Joe Buck (Bob)