Golf Panties

[Joe Buck]

Subject: Golf Panties


The Swede's wife steps  up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows  her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why  aren't you wearing any skivvies?' Ole demanded.

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately  reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go  and buy yourself some underwear.'


Next, the Irishman's  wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show  that she,  too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary,  woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't  afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some  underwear!'


Lastly, the Scotsman's  wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that  she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus,  Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'

She too explains, 'You  dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches  into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....  Tidy yerself up a bit.'

[nordicnicki]

i loved this bob made me laugh and laugh 

[Darkmotive]

the images i have in my mind right now is not of the pretty sort lol Ive got to tell my family this one