The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder

[Joe Buck]

The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder
 
10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you’re tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5 You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.
4 Your cat’s name is Kay and your dog’s name is Jamison.
3 You bring your own research to the doctor’s.
2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it.

[Ramji]

11.  You post 5 topics on a bipolar board in less than 10 minutes.

[Joe Buck]

Not a record...but one hell of a average! (a good mania...helps)               

[Joe Buck]

Ramji...Must be a little slow today. First reaction to your reply that reply was either a smart ass remark or you are bpbabble's unofficial statistician. Hours later I had this revelation, sparked from my unconscious mind..."Bob, you didn't noticed the number 11...the 11th reason I may have BPD." Excellent reply...even thou it took me... long towards morning, to get the drift.  Good one... old buddy...JB (Bob)

[Ramji]

Maybe it was both ... I was being a smart ass and trying to be funny.  That usually gets me in trouble.
I really like all of the things you posted ... I just noticed you did a lot in a short period time.
Your humor posts are always there when I need them.
Thanks!

[Dreamline]

7. What do you mean you’re tired—I had only 3 orgasms!  ...and its only the 4th time we've done it today LMAO

3 You bring your own research to the doctor’s. ...because its proof you know you know more than they do.

2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days. ...and a good idea when you can't afford it, like this time I decided at the last minute to go to a concert in NY

1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it. ...like the time I was at this party and stayed up all nigh despite all the alcohol, everyone else was passed out...a few of them I kept up later than the others talking...I was a prophet and they were my disciples.