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Joe Buck
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« on: September 22, 2009, 02:38:10 PM »
   Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it's one monks first chance. He thinks for a second before saying "Food bad."
   Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard."
   It's the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, "I quite."
   "I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here."
   
         
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 05:27:56 PM »
Do I complain?
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 05:59:15 PM »
I don't think that is what he is saying   Huh?
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 08:50:52 PM »
  Ramji...dose the bear, shit in the woods?       Shit
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 04:25:12 AM »
Quote from: Joe Buck on September 22, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
  Ramji...dose the bear, shit in the woods?       Shit

Is a bear catholic?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I always get those confused.

My apologies to Catholics.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 04:26:49 AM »
Quote from: Joe Buck on September 22, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
  Ramji...dose the bear, shit in the woods?       Shit

I don't complain ... i just make astute observations.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 04:39:56 AM »
I don't know what this is all about, but Ramji, you don't complain!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 04:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Phyllis on September 23, 2009, 04:39:56 AM
I don't know what this is all about, but Ramji, you don't complain!!!

I think it's all in good humor. 

Well, except my comment about bears and the Pope.  Definitely in bad taste.
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