GHOST SEX

[Joe Buck]

                                                       GHOST SEX

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on the
> supernatural.
>
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in
> ghosts?'
>
> About 90 students raise their hands.
>
> 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of
> you think you have seen a ghost?'
>
> About 40 students raise their hands.
>
> 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
> here ever talked to a ghost?'
>
> About 15 students raise their hand.
>
> 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
>
> Three students raise their hands.
>
> 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of
> you ever made love to a ghost?'
>
> Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>
> The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've
> been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
> ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
>
> The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
> his way up to the podium.
>
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba,
> tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
>
> Bubba replied,  " Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."