I picked Freddy, but it would be hard for him to catch me in a manic episode. If I took a seroquel, oh no. He would be stalking me for 13 hours.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 Lock the door
5,6 Grab a crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9, 10 Never sleep again!
If Barney started to act like a REAL T-Rex, that would be a problem.
---PS just some gross potpurri-I read this article about a couple that adopted some Russian kids. Really cool. But. The Russian judge suggested they give the kids american names. So. They changed this little boy's name from Slava to REAGAN because "Reagan did so much to change the Soviet Union". Puker.
I think Michael Myers only comes on Halloween, so like, if he was a real threat to you, maybe you could take a 24 hour balloon ride. I don't think he can fly.
Jason DOES sometimes leave camp crystal lake, so there is no telling about him. Which makes him almost as scary as Freddy. Now, out of BP depression, watching tv all day, I did watch Freddy v. Jason...not normally my genre...though I did love the first Freddy movie. Anyway, my interpretation was that Freddy won. But it is really an open ending.
Cops, there is no telling. Especially for the eccentric. You might find a cop amused by the general public or a raging asshole. I have been severely injured by several cops, but then again, some are really nice to me.
Screaming Matchface is bad.