Redneck Jokes

[chasemanzmum]

You know you are a redneck when you use your riding mower to go to a friend's place

[high maintenence]

Hey...no kidding at all...My grandfather rode 3 whole miles in the middle of the night to get back to his homeplace (from when he was a child). He had alzheimers, is dead now, but anyway, the cops picked him up and brought him home. They had to find out who he was and where he actually lived and brought him home to my dads...LOL...not funny, but is, ya know

[Frog]

i guess that makes me a redneck frog.